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Hi there 👋

Joke of the day (Mon Nov 09 2026)

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Last update: Mon, 09 Nov 2026 03:48:42 GMT

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Disclaimer: The jokes are from the Geek-Jokes-api and are randomly selected. That's why they are unfortunately often not funny. :D

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